April 2013
notoffended:
davidstrider:
davidstrider:
which american president was least guilty
lincoln
he was in a cent
I told this joke at Mouth Rushmore and the park ranger hit me
AMAZON WHAT
kanrkri:
fapitfelix:
THIS BOX IS HUGE
AMAZON I ORDERED A COLORING BOOK
AMAZON YOU’RE HIGH
#They didn’t want to wreck it
rydek:
R.I.P. MSN, the only messenger that allowed me to send a giant unavoidable popup of a pig shaking his ass to funky techno music to my conversational partner if they were ignoring me
ditch-able-prom-date:
theprettygoodgatsby:
piffsburg:
Females: I want equal rights. Females: You can’t hit me I’m a female.
Females: I want equal rights and i don’t want you to hit me because I am a human being and I don’t like being hit
^^ thank you
internetexplorers:
why hasn’t anyone offered my parents 5 camels for my hand in marriage yet what am i doing wrong
mstryder:
Maybe if period pain burned calories it would be worth it